Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Big News Day for MJ...

TMZ is cranking out lots of stuff about how he's not the father, and what's-her-name isn't the mother either...

They turned up the birth certificates listing MJ as the father, and one of them no mother listed.

Also turns out that MJ never legally adopted the chillin's.

Cops are also looking for needles...and a Dermatologist.

Joe Jackson isn't in the will...

UPDATE: Jackson begged for sedatives during bouts of insomnia...

Read-->TMZ

BUT, what is going on while the camera is pointed at Neverland?

The Senate has a supermajority...

Out of Control earthworms...

Billy Mays is dead...

And, in all seriousness,

The Government is expanding at an ever-growing clip...

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